The Family Man #4
When our hero returned with his soda pop, he found his nun in tears
Gazed upon her and said, “Stop! Let me take away your fears”
The nun did her story, our family guy quite surprised
Took something from his inventory, a baseball bat rather oversized
“I’ll find the bastard, make sure he’ll never walk again
He’ll be taken away on brancard, forever needing to use a cane!”
But the nun said “No! I’ve had enough of all this violence
Stay here, don’t go! You know, we could be more than just friends”
This was not what our hero expected! This event had turned for the good
Reminded of his needs so neglected, he wanted to give everything he could
But the nun stopped him, said, “Let us first get totally high!”
Hero said “I respect your whim” But he said it with a sigh
