The Family Man #2

This was the cause of much frustration, as you can probably see
Made me go out looking for another sensation, whatever it may be
Along came someone from the Rasta clan, his hair all long and greasy
He said, “I’ll get you something man, but it will not be easy”

One month later he had me hooked, oh how I loved the white powder
Tried to put dope in everything I cooked, even in some chowder
It all went terribly wrong; I crashed down in my apartment.
Investigations were running strong; I got taken by the justice department

They put me in jail, I was lonelier than could be
But then someone posted bail, posted bail for me!
It was the nun! Wearing a dress with buttons all over.
She said “Our journey’s just begun, wanna run away to Dover?”

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