The Family Man #1
I am the family man, all of my life I have but worked
Never had a master plan, nothing could ever get me perked
Looking back now, I can see where I went wrong
So I make this vow, I will end up where I belong!
When I was a kid, I was the perfect student
I really was very wit, though ever so prudent
Missed out on all the girls, on more than one occasion
Never got to stroke their curls, were they Asian or Caucasian
Sex was but a dream to me, never had any fun
There was a girl I’d like to see, but she was prude like a nun
Her tits were ever hidden, her ass a mystery
Couldn’t touch her it was forbidden, mayn’t enter in her sea