If you’re gay I’ll make your day!

So out I went to score some crystal
Came upon a thug, in his hand a pistol
I said “dude, lay off, I ain’t got no cash”
He replied, “you’ll get me some, or you’ll never see my stash”

So out I went to score some green
Came upon the most gorgeous guy I’ve ever seen
I said, “Dude, I could make your day!”
He replied “Fuck off man, I ain’t no soddin’ gay”

So out I went to find some gay
Came upon a big black guy, at the bay
I said, “Twenty dollars and I’ll suck your cock”
He replied “Oh yeah, that’s cool, nice, here’s your money, now walk”

So out I went to find the seller
Found him at home, in his cellar
Gave him the money, got some of his stash
But the big black guy woke up with a rash!