I wrote you a litle song

Dear love, I would do anything for you.
I hope you not forget, thats true.
I’d even give you a kidny when need to.
And that’s not all you can make me do.

I would steal and kill if that must be done.
And I would sell for you my firstborn son.
I would save my sperm not spill even one.
To prove that I’ll love you for ever hon.

When you had enough and want me to sit.
I say “no problem” and let you quietly knit.
I even flush the toilet after having a shit.
I ask you one thing & you don’t wanne do it.

I always tried to make you very happy
You didn’t want to, so we didn’t marry
I just did want you wanted only to be,
that we could be forever you and me.

It’s not like I wanne play a game of chess
Or want you to clean up your own mess
I don’t need  money I’ve survived with less.
I just wanne stick my penis up your ass.